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स्कूल में भयंकर आग लग गयी,
बच्चे – मजे आ गए🙂 🙂
अब कल से स्कूल नहीं आना पड़ेगा 🙂
टीचर पप्पू से – बेटा तुम इतने दुखी क्यों हो ?
पप्पू –🙂 🙂
सर मैं सोच रहा हूँ
आप जिन्दा कैसे बच गए 🙂 🙂
टीचर बेहोश 

School Jokes in Hindi for Teachers and Students

टीचर बच्चों को बम से 🙂 🙂बचने का तरीका सीखा रहा था,
टीचर- बच्चों बताओ अगर स्कूल के सामने🙂 🙂
बम रखा है , तो क्या करोगे?🙂 🙂
पप्पू – 1 – 2 घंटे देखेंगे, फिर,,,,🙂 🙂
टीचर- फिर क्या?🙂 🙂
पप्पू – फिर कोई ले जाता है तो ठीक,🙂 🙂
नहीं तो स्टाफ रूम में रख देंगे 🙂 🙂
टीचर बेहोश

School Jokes in Hindi for Parents

पप्पू – पापा आज तो कमाल हो गया ,🙂 🙂
टीचर ने एक सवाल पूछा ,🙂 🙂
जिसका जवाब पूरी क्लास में सिर्फ मुझे ही पता था ,🙂 🙂
बापू – वाह क्या बात है बेटा ,🙂 🙂
पर सवाल क्या था ?🙂 🙂
पप्पू – कि ये ब्लेक बोर्ड किसने गीला किया ?

School Jokes in Hindi Latest

स्कूल में संता बहुत परेशान था। बंता ने पूछाः क्या बात है?🙂 🙂
संताः अरे यार, सोच-सोच कर परेशान हो गया हूं मगर एक सवाल ऐसा है कि उसका जवाब नहीं मिल रहा… 🙂 🙂
बंताः मुझे बता, मेरे पास है… 🙂 🙂
संताः अरे नहीं यार, आज तक कोई नहीं बता सका..🙂 🙂.
बंताः तू बता तो सही… 🙂 🙂
संताः तो बता पहले मुर्गी आई या अंडा.. 🙂 🙂
बंताः अरे, इतना आसान सवाल? ओए यार, पहले जिसका आर्डर दिया होगा वही पहले आया…🙂 🙂

School Jokes in Hindi for Children

अध्यापक ने सभी बच्चों से क्रिकेट मैच पर निबंध लिखन को कहा। 🙂 🙂सभी छात्र अपनी-अपनी कापी लेकर निबंध लिखने में जुट गए। 🙂 🙂मगर संता चुपचाप बैठा था। 🙂 🙂अध्यापक ने उसकी कापी देखी तो उस पर सिर्फ एक लाइन लिखी थी-🙂 🙂 ‘बारिश की वजह से मैच स्थगित कर दिया गया है।’ 🙂 🙂प्रेमी-प्रेमिका के चुटकुले अध्यापक क्लास में जनसंख्या के बारे में बच्चों को पढ़ा रहे थे। 🙂 🙂
अध्यापकः बच्चों तुम्हें पता है देश की 🙂 🙂जनसंख्या बहुत तेजी से बढ़ रही है। यहां हर दस सेकेंड पर एक औरत बच्चे को जन्म देती है।🙂 🙂
संताः (खड़े होकर) मास्टर जी, 🙂 🙂हमें उस औरत को खोजकर उसे रोकना चाहिए।🙂 🙂

School Jokes in English

Teacher – show me ur mother’s sign🙂 🙂
student ki note book par kuch yah likha tha @@@@@🙂 🙂
Teacher – hey whats this what is ur mother’s name?
Student – jalebi bai🙂 🙂

School Jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook

Ek class me student late aata hai🙂 🙂
Teacher:sare students time pe aate hai tum kyun late aate hu.?🙂 🙂
Student:teacher jhund me tu 🙂 🙂kutte aate hai sher sirf akela aata hai,

School Comedy Joke in Hindi

Teacher: ek admi 1kg chini lia 60  🙂 tk aur dokandar vul karke 100 tk ki not dia.🙂 🙂
Ab bolo dokandar ki kitne loss hua?🙂 🙂
Student: sir, wo jal not hai.🙂 🙂

Laugh Out Loud Hindi Joke

Teacher: ek candle jalane ke lie 1 kathi lage toh 20 🙂 🙂candle kitne lagegi?
Student: ek hi lagegi.
Teacher: keyse?🙂 🙂
Student: ek ko jala kar baki sab us candle se jalana parega.🙂 🙂

Silly Teacher Student Joke in Hindi

Teacher: tum ek gadha ho.🙂 🙂
Student:yes🙂 🙂
Teacher: tum ek insane ho🙂 🙂
Student: no🙂 🙂
Teacher:tum class ki bahar jao.🙂 🙂
Student: very good sir.

Funny Student Joke

Teacher: tumhara bap ka na keya hai?🙂 🙂
Student: sir, char option do to parunga.

School Hindi Joke

Ek teacher uski dust student ko matha kara raha tha🙂 🙂
But uski student very chalu hai,🙂 🙂magar padna nahi chahta hai
Teacher: bolo to rohan do kela aur do kela kitne hoti hai?
Rohan: sir (thinking).🙂 🙂
Sonia: vaia bolna math sikha raha hai…🙂 🙂

Silly Student Reply Joke

Teacher:2+2 kitne hote hai?🙂 🙂
Student: five sir.🙂 🙂
Teacher:gadha.🙂 🙂
Student:sir mein key gadha hu, meri bap aur bada gadha hay.🙂 🙂

Teacher and Student Funny School Joke

Teacher: pada raha hay shilpa, biplod etc.🙂 🙂
Aur ek student bohut der so raha hay, ye dekh kar sir pucha
Teacher: kab se tum so raha ho?🙂 🙂
Student: sir, jab se ap shilpa,biplob pada raha tha.🙂 🙂

More Jokes of School

Dev:pen hai
sonika: nhi🙂 🙂
dev:pen hai🙂 🙂
sonika :nhi bola na smajh nhi ata🙂 🙂
dev:pen hai pen🙂 🙂
sonika : nhi or abh puchaa to dande se maarongi🙂 🙂
dev :danda hai🙂 🙂
sonika : nhi🙂 🙂
dev toopen to hoga na

Comedy Teacher Student Joke in Hindi

Teacher: ut pakhi ki koiti pa?🙂 🙂
Student: sir, 3 ta.🙂 🙂
Teacher: kachakachi hua, aur is lie tumko puroskrit kia jata hai.🙂 🙂

School Teacher Joke in Hindi

Teacher: kabhi poschim side  me presab math kaarna.
🙂 🙂
Ek din ek choti ladky poschim side  me presab kar rahi hai, tab teacher uske pice mara
🙂 🙂
Aur kaha kiun tum us tarah presab kar rahi ho?🙂 🙂
Kuch din bad wo teacher bhi poschim dik mein presab karne laga.
🙂 🙂
Ladky: sir aaj to ap us tarah presab kar rahi hay.
🙂 🙂
Teacher: mein to mere lingo ghura dena parti hu. Keya tumhara vi ghurti hay?🙂 🙂

Teacher Student Maths Joke in Hindi

Teacher: kela 1 Rs. Hole 15 Rs. Me kitni hali kela paoge tum?🙂 🙂 
Student: 1 Rs. Hali kela? Apki ass mein dhuka denge.🙂 🙂

School Jokes in English for Girls

Define a GIRL-🙂 🙂
Ek party mai jane k liye taiyari krti h…
Eye shadow,🙂 🙂
Eye liner,🙂 🙂
Lip gloss,
……Lipstic k,🙂 🙂
Nail paints,
Glitter,🙂 🙂
Rouge blush,🙂 🙂
Diff Creams,🙂 🙂
Kajal,
Wear d bst dress wid heals…🙂 🙂
And still say,”Kya yaar jaldi-jald i mai kuch kiya hi nhi…🙂 🙂
.
Define a BOY-
Ek party mai jane ki taiyari…🙂 🙂
Calls his frnd&asks,
“Bhai, Tu naha k aayega kya??”…P🙂 🙂
rply-Chal be mere baap ki baraat h kya !..🙂 🙂

School Jokes in English for Teachers and Students

Teacher: Wo Konsa DEPARTMENT Hai jis Mai ORAT kaam Nahi Kar sakti.🙂 🙂
Student: FIRE BRIGADE🙂 🙂
Teacher: Kese?
Student: AURTON ka kaam AAG Lagana hay bhujana nahi. :-):-)🙂 🙂

School Jokes in English for Exam

Student:exam ke liee tension ho rahi hai, magar meine kiyse exam me pass karunga?🙂 🙂
Teacher: pass karne ke liee exam ke tension bad dena parega.🙂 🙂

Short and Funny Teacher Student Joke

Teacher: ek student se, bolo to Canada kaha?🙂 🙂
Student: sir, pice ki bench par.🙂 🙂

Comical Joke School

Teacher:tumhare sahas to kam nahi hai,tum exam hall par durbin le kar ayaa.🙂 🙂
Student: nahi sir meine to ye dekhne ke le ayea wo iss question par kyea answer likha.🙂 🙂

Silly Student Reply

Teacher:boloto tum boro na tumhare baba boro?🙂 🙂
Student:meine🙂 🙂
Teacher:keyse?🙂 🙂
Student:maine to abb sone ke waqt maa ki dudu nahi pita 🙂 🙂hu magar baba ab vi pita hai.🙂 🙂

Best School Jokes

Teacher: bolo to satellite channel dekhne par keya kufal hai?
Student: sir maramari karna prabanata bar jati hai.🙂 🙂
Teacher: wo kayse?🙂 🙂
Student: sir meine jab vi satellite channel on kya hai meri dady mejhe mara tha.🙂 🙂

Funny Student Reply

Teache: Jib aur Jar bolkar keyaa samajhti ho?🙂 🙂
Student: Jib hota hai jo chlne parta hai, jemon gari. Aur Jar wo hota hai jo chalna nahi prata hai, jomon tree.🙂 🙂

Question Answer Joke in Hindi

Teacher:kaunsi jinis par hum log chalte waqt sun sakte hai?
Student: radio ke niche 4 chaka lagane par…🙂 🙂

Joke of School Funny

Teacher: kisiko aab crorepati bolne par wo khusi nahi hota hai kiun?
Student: Dudok ki voi pa kar.🙂 🙂

Short Teacher Student Joke School

Teacher:Phool ki marma sabse kaun samajhta hai?
Student: Majra poka sir.🙂 🙂

School Girl in Class Joke

Teacher: mein tumhare baap jaysa,koi problem pe ho to mujhko jarur bolna.🙂 🙂
Ladki:sir aap to hamari Bap hai toh hamari Maa kaha hai?🙂 🙂

School Teacher Student Joke

Teacher:agle class me tumko “sami ki kabab” paraunga.
Ladki:kya sir, “Swami ki ovab”?🙂 🙂

School Maths Joke

Teacher:Ek gavi ne daily 7ltr dudh deti hay to 1 week mein kitni degi?🙂 🙂
Student:42 litre.Friday holyday.

Innocent Student Joke in Hindi

Teacher: bolo chiner prachir kaun vanga hai?🙂 🙂
Student: sir believe us, humne use hat vi nahi lagaya.🙂 🙂

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